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I decided to seriously compete at a local strip club’s Mustache & Bad Sweater competition.
Here’s an initial trial with the classic handlebars…
That’s right bitches, those are sequins. You can smell the manliness.
I ended up going with this…
Unfortunately, I only placed 5th. Which is ok I guess; I was not aware there was a talent portion (we had to work the pole) and I didn’t bring my own cheering section like some other folks.
Because it was a strip club I don’t have…
